cosmeticdisease:

can i have a full body massage

that turns into sex

(via adventuresinslumberland)

danielhoe:

IF YOU DIDN’T THINK LORD FARQUAAD FROM SHREK WAS THE CREEPIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF

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LORD FARQUAAD MORE LIKE LORD WHATTHEFUCKWHYWOULDTHEANIMATORSTHINKTHISISOKAYFORAKIDSMOVIEJESUS

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realyahoostaff:

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

  • when someone hums quietly.
  • when my hair gets played with.
  • when someone whispers a story to me.
  • when someone traces my skin.
  • chloroform. 
aww

(Source: following-moons, via patriarchsworld)

"If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living."

Vargus, Archie’s Final Project  (via solunars)

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betweenlegs:

Awwwww

(Source: age-sex-location)

sphynx-momma:

good gawd. can i have you?

(Source: dailyfrenchie, via adventuresinslumberland)

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something

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